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???? ??? ??????????? ??????????? ???????? windows95/98, ?? ??? ??????? ???? ????????????:

1)????????? ? ???????? ????? ????????? ?? ?????? ?????????? ?????????, ??? ???????????? ??????? ??????????????? ????????? ????? ??????????? ??? ?? ???????????? ?????????!

2)??????????????????? ?????? ????? ??????? ? ?????? ???????????? ????? ???? ???????? ?????????? ??????. ? ??????, ???? ?? ?????? ?????? ????????????? ??????? ???????-?????????? ??? ?????????? ??????? ????? ?????? ?????? ????????...

3)??????, ??????, ?? ??????? ?? ?? ??????? ??????????? ?????? ????? ????????? ????? ?????! (????????, ??????????? WinFroze ????????? ???????????? ????? ???????? ? ????? ?????, ???? ?????????? ??????)

 

?????????????: ???? ?????, ?????? ?? ?????? ???????? ????? ???? ? ?????? ????? ???????? ?????????????

????: ? ??????? ??????????, ???? ?????? ????? ??? ????????????, ??????? ?? ???? ? ???? ?????????? ? ??? ?????!

????????? ????????? ???????????? ??????? ?????? ????????? ?????? ? Windows-98. ??, ??? ????????? ???????????, ????? ???? ????? ????, ??? ??? ????????? ?? ????????? ??????? ? ? ???? ?? ????????? ???????? ?? 486-? ??????????.

 

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????????? ?? ??????????? ???????????: ????????? ????? ????? Windows.2000 ???????????????? ?? ????????? ??????, ? ??? ?? ?? ????????????. ?? ????? ?????? - ?????? ?????? ?????????, ???? ????? ???????? ?? 500 ?? ????????? ????????????.

 

???????? ?? ????? ????????? ???????.

"Microsoft Windows 95 ????????? ? ?????? ??????? ?????????"

 

???????? ???????????? ???????: Microsoft Windows for Linux.

 

????? ?????? ??????, ???????? ? ???? ????? ?????? ? ???? ????? ?????? ? ???. ??? ??????? ??????????: "??? ?? ?? ?????? ???? ?????????"

??????: "? ?? ????? ??????, ??? ????????? ????????? ???? ????."

????????: "? ?? ????? ?????? ??????, ?? ??????? ?? ???????? ???."

???? ?????: "?????? ???? ?? ???????? ?? ???? ??????"

 

??? ???????????? ? ??????????? ???? ????????? ?? ???? ??????????? Micro$oft: "????? ????????? ???????????? ???????? ? ????? ???????."

 

- ????????! ? ???? Word ??? ?????? ?????? ???? ?????????? ???????! Help! Help! ??? ??? ??????? ???????????!

- ? ?? ? ?????????? ?????? ????? ????????...

 

- ????? ??????? ????? ????? ? ?????? ????????

- ??? ?? ??????, ??? ?? ?????.

 

??????? ???????? ?????? ????? ?? ????? Windows95. ???????? ?? ???-?? ? ????, ? ??? ?? ????????? ?????????? ???????? ???????: "???? ???????? Windows95. ?????".

- ???????, ???-???????! ?????????? ???????! ???????! - ???? ??????? ???????? ? ?????????? ??????.

??? ??? ?????????.

 

?? ???????? ????? ???????? Windows'98 ? ???????? Micro$oft ?????????? ??? ????? ???????? ??????:

- ???? ?? ????? ?? ???a?????? ? ??????, ??? ???? ?????? ????????????? ???? ???????????? ?? ??????????? ?????????, ??????????? ??????? ?????? ???????????, ??????? ?? ?? ??? ?????????? ????????? ?? ?????????

??? ??????? ????, ????? ?????? ????????????. ????? ??? ????????, ??? ?? ?? ??????, ??? ???????, ??? ?? ?? ? ????????????? ??????? ?? ?????. ????? ??? ???????? ??????, ?? ???????:

- ? ???? ??? ??????? ??????? ? ????? ?????????? ???? ??????? ???? ?? ?????? ?? ?? ???????? ??????".

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????????? ????? ?? Windows: "??????? ????, ?????? ???????? ?????."

 

???? ????? Micro$oft ?? Windows'98.

?????????? ?????? ?????? ????????-??????????, ????? ??????? ????????? ??????????.

??????????: - Windows'98 - ????????? ???????? ???????, ?? ???? ??? ?? ???-?? ????????, ?? ??? ???? ????? ?????????? ??????? Scandisk, ??????? ???????? ????????? ??????????. ???????: ?? ????????? ????????? ?????????????? ?????? ???? ??????? ????? ????? ? ??????. ??? ??????? ??? ??????: ???? ??????????? ?????? Scandisk, ? ????? Windows'98 ???????, ?? ????? ???????????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ????????????? ?? ???? ?????????. ? ?? ?????? ??????????, ??? ??? ?????????? Scandisk, Windows'98 ????????? ????, ????????? ????? ????????? ? ??? ???????????? ????????????? ?????????.

??????????: - ???, ???? ? ???? ????, ?? ?? ??? ??? Scandisk'?? ???????????, ?????? ????? ????????? ? ??? ???????????? ???????????????...

 

"Designed for Windows'95" - ??????? ?? ??????????? ???

 

 

???? ??????? c ????? Vobis ??? ????????, ?????? ???????????? ?? Netscape ? ?????? ???????. ??? ????????? ????? ? ??????????:

- ??? ??????? ?? ?????????

??????:

- ? ??? ??????, ??? ?????? ??????? ??. ??? ??? ?????? ?????? ????? ???? ?? ?????????.

???:

- ??????! ???, ???? ?????? ??? ???? ????????! ? ???

??????????:

- Netscape ????? ????? ???????-?? ? Internet'e ???????????.

???:

- ??????! ???, ???? ?????? ? ??? ???? ????????! ??? ???, ?? ? ??? ?? ?????? ???

?????:

- ??-??????, ? ?? ???? ???! ? ??-?????? - ????? ??? ? ????? ?????!!!

 

(B)pa? ?e?ae? o??o?, ?pa?yc???? y ?o????? co??pae?, ?po??c??ae? ?e?e??e, ?o??o??? ? ?o??e o??o?o ?o???o?o ? c?pa???ae? ©ec?py:

(B) ?a????? ?o???o?o?

© B???o?c, ?o???o ce??ac ?oc?y???.

(B) ??? o??ec??o?

© ?e???oc?o ????.

(B) ?o?e????

© ?po???ec??e ?a??ca??? ? c?a?oc?? y?a. ?e? ?y?e? ?e?????

(B) Mop?o?.

 

??y? ?? ??p??y ??? ?????: (?)???-??????????? ? (?)??-?p??p??????.

????? - ?????? ???????? "??????"

??? ???y????? "??? ????? - ?????? ??????!"

(?) Hy ?? ??????p?, ?????: ????? ??p???? ?????, ?? ????p????? ???p???????? ????!

??y? ??????. ????? - ? ???p??? ???????? ????? ????????p, ? ?? ???y ?????????? ????? ?????? ? ??p??? ?? ?????.

(?) Hy ?? ??????p?, ????: ?p???????? ????, ?? ????p????? ????p??? ?????!

 

-? ?p????, ??? ???? ????? - ????? ????????? ??????? ?? ??????

-H??, ????? ?????????? ??????? - ??? ????, ?? ?????????? ????.

 

?????? ?? ?????? ???????? Microsoft, ?????p ??????? ????y ???p??, ??????y???? ??? ?????? ? ????????? "Bill Gates MustDie".

"H???p????" - y?????y??? ??, ????p?? ?? ?p??? ??????? ????????? ???...

 

????p ???? ????? Windows'95!

????p ???? ???? ????? Windows'95!

? ????p ???? ????? Windows'95!

? Windows'95 ?? ???? H?H??????!!!

 

? Microsoft ????py??? ????????. ??y??? ????? ??p????? ??????????. H?????p?? ???????? ?? ??, ??? ???? ?????-???? p??????. ??? ???y????? Microsoft (?D) ????y???? ? ??????????? ??????????:

- ??-??p???,???py???? MD ?? ????? ???? ????? p??????.

- ??-???p??, ? MD ?????? ??????? ?? ??????????????? ?? ????? ??p????? ?p??.

- ?-?p?????, ? MD ??????? ?? ?p??????????? ?????? ??????, ??? ? ?????? ?????? ????? ?? ??? ????? ??????????? ??? ?????.

 

?p??????? ????yp?py???? ???????? ?p?????? ???? ?? ?p??? ? ????y ????? ? ??? ??????? ? y????? ??'????? ??????? ?? ???y

-??p??????! ?p??y??? ?p???????, ????p?? ?? ?p??? ??????? ????????? ???...

 

?p??????? ???????, ? ????? y???????? ????? ????p?? ? ??y??? ? ??????????? ??????????, ?p??????? ????????? ?py???? ????????p??? ???????? y?????????? ? ?py???? ???????????? ?y?????????-?p???? ? ????? ????? "?????". H??????? ?????? ?p?????, ????????? ?????????????? ??????????:

?ppl?: "?py?????????? ? ????????????? ????? ? ?? ???py?? ????".

I??: "??? ?p????? ????? ???y, ??? ????? ?y???? ?????y? ??????".

N?v?ll: "???????? ??????". ??rl?nd: "??? ????? ?????? ?????? $99".

N???: "?p???? ????? ? ??p??? ????". ?i?r?s?ft: "?????y ?? ?????? ?y???? ?i?r?s?ft Wind?ws".

 

????? ???? ?????(?), ?? ?????? ????-?? ?????. ???????? ???????(?):

(?) - ????, ????! ? ?p???? ???? 95'?? ??????????????

(?) - ?p????, ?????, ?p????.

(?) - ? ??????, ??? ???? ??????????????? p???????.

(?) - ??????, ??????, ??????y ????p????py?.

 

???? ?? ??? ????????? ? ???? ??????y ? ?????, ?y????? ? ?y?????? ? ???? ???????? ? ??y?? ???p?????, ?? ??? ?? ?? ????????

- ????p???? ? ?????? ??????. ? ????? py??????? ???, py???????...

 

?????? ?y???(M) ?????y? p???y(?).

(?)-????????? ???????

(?)-? ???y ??p? ?? ???? ??p?!

(?)-??? ??? ??????

(?)-?y ????? ?y??? WIDOWS 95 ??p?????? p???????

(?)-??y???,? ??? ?????? ??p? ?? ???? ??p??

 

???????? Windows NT ????y?... - ? ??? ??? y ??? NT-? ????? ?????????? -

??p????????, ??? ? ????????? ;(((

 

???p ????? ????? ? ????? ?? ???? ? ???y.

(?) -????y?? ???? ?????? ??? ??? ?????? ??? ???p??? ? ?? ??? ? ???. ??????p? ???. Hy ????? ????? ? ??? ??? ?????p? ??p???, ?????p ????. ??y??? ??y ?????. ????? ? ??. ??? ???? p????, ???????...

(?) -Hy ??? ? p????. ? ??y ? ??.

(?) -?? ??p??? ???y???? H???? ??p??? ???.

(?) -??. ???p??????? ??? ? ????? ?p??????????? ? ??. ?p??? ? ????? ? (?)?p?? ????? ??? ?????? ??????.

(?) -??? ?? ???! ? ?y? ?????? ?? ??? ?????!

(?) -??? ??? ???? ??????????!

 

???p?? ??????? ??? ?p????????? ??????, ??? ? Microsoft ? ????p?? ??:

-Hy-?, ?y????, y?? ??? ??? ??????? - ????p? y??p????? ???????????. ??????? ? ??p??y ? ???????? ?? ??? ??y ???????.

Hy ??p?????????? ???. ?????? ????p??? ?y?y ? ????p??:

- ????????? ??? - y ???? ??? ??? ??? ?????? ???????. H?????? ??p??? - ??? ???-???? ????. H?????? ???p?? - ????p? ????? ?????.

??????? ????p??? ????p??? ? ????p??:

- ? ???? ??? ??? ???? ??p???? ? ???? ?????? ???????. H?????? ??p??? - ??????? ??? ????? ??????????? ?????, ?? ?p??y?p???? ??? ? ????? ?????. ??? ???p?? ???????.

????? ????p??? ???????p?? ? ????p??:

- ????????? ???????p?, y ???? ??? ??? ???? ??? ???????????? ???????. H?????? ??p??? - ??????? ??? ???????? ?? ???y ??y?????y ? ???? ? ?p????????? ??y? ?y??p??p???. ? ??????? ???p?? - ????p? ? OS/2 ? UNIX ????y??? ? ????? ??y????? ???????.

 

?: K?? y????? ????? ?????? ?? ?y???????? ??????

?: ??? ?p????: "???,???-???-???-?-?-?!", ? ?? - "OLE, OLE-OLE-OLE-E-E!!!"

 

Microsoft ???y????? ????? ???????p????? ?p????p: OLE OLE2 OLE ????p??????? .

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"?p?????? IPX/SPX ???????? ????p?? ??p?py????py???? ?p???????? ?? ????????? ?????, ?? y ???? ???? ???? ?????????? - ?? p??p?????? ??p??? Novell. "

???p??? Windows NT 4.0 Server

 

????? ?? ???????? ????? ???p???, ????? ????, ???? ?????-?? ? ????? ?????.

H????????? ?? ?????? ??????????? ?????? ?, ?? ??????? "?? ??????!",??????? 1 ?? 4 ??p??y???, ??????? ? y??y, ? ???p??????? ?? ????????. ????? ???p??? ?? ???????: "? ????? ??????? ???????????? ? ??p?! ??py ?y??? ??????? ?????????????!", ???? ??????? ??p???? ? ???p??????? ?? ????????. ????? ???? ??????? ??p????, ?, ?? ???????:

"? ????? ???p?? ??????? ? ??p?! ??py ?y??? ???p?? ????!", ???p??????? ?? ????????. ???????? ????? ???? ? ????. ???? ????p??:

- ??????? ???????! ? y?? ???p??, ? ????? ??????? ?? ???? ?????, ? y ???? ??? ??? ????? ???p???. ??p? ??p???? ? ?p????!

- ????y??, ???y??! ?????? ??? ????? ???p?? ??????? ?? ????? ???p???y? ? ???? p?????.

 

???????? ????? ? ?????? ? ???????:

- ??????, ? ???? ?????? ?????????, ????????, ??? ? ???? ???????

? ??? ????????:

- ? ???.

 

???p?? ?p???????y p????:

- ??? ?????????? windows ?? ????????

- H????. ??? ?????? ?y?y ??????????? ????p????? ? ?? ?????? p?? ??p???????

?????????.

 

???? ????? ????p?? ?? ????????py ???????. ???????? ? ?????????? ? ????????p? ??

?p????????? ??????? "??p".

H??? ??, - ?y???? ?????, - ??y???? py????? ? ??? ???????y?? ???????y?

Windows'95?

 

???? ?????: -???? ?? ????????????p????? p?????????? ?????? ???????, ???

????????p??? ?p????????????, ??

??????? ?????????? ?? ?????? ?? ???p????? 600 ??/? ? p?????????? 2 ???p?

??????? ?? 100 ???????p??!

General Motors: -??, ?? ???????? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ?????????? 2 p??? ? ?????

 

??????? ???? ????? ?????? ????p?? ??y ????? ??p??? ?p????? ????: -????p? ?

????, ?????y ?? ?????? ???? ??p?y Microsoft!

 

?p??????? Apple y??p ? ????? ? p??. H? ??????? ??? ???p????? ??????? ???p:

-???p? ??????????!

-???????, ?? ????? ?? ?y??? ????? ???????

-H??, ??? ??, ????? DOS ? Windows ? p?? ?? ??py?. ??py? ??-?? ????? ????????

?????????? ???? ?????. ?????

Apple - ? ????, ? ??????? ??? y??????????:

- He ????????????, ??? ???, ?p???? ?? ?y????, ??? ?? - ???? ?????.

 

? 1995 ???y ?? ????????p??? ???????? CeBIT ? ???????p? ?? ?p??? ??????? ?????

?????? ? ???? ????????? ??????

''Alt+F4''.

 

????y ?????y ?p????????? ????y???? ????????????: ''???? ?? ?? ?????? ???????

??p??y? ?p??p???y, ????????,

????? ??? ?? ?p????? ??p? ????????? ??p???''.

 

???? ????? ????p??? ?p??????? Microsoft.

- B ?p????? ???y ?? ?p????? 1 ??????? ????? Windows... - X???p? ???????. - ?

???? ???y ?? ?p????? 2

???????? ?????. - ????p? ???????. - ? ????y???? ???y ?? ?p?????? 5 ?????????

?????... - ? ?y??? y ????

????p?? ???????yp? ?p?????!

????? ????? ??? ? ??????? y?p?? ? ????? ??? ?????p??. ????? ???? ??p???? ???

?????, ??? ????p???:

- ??? ???y, ????? ??????? ??????? ? ???p???.

H? ????? ???y ?? ?????...

 

? p????p? "???? ?y???". ??y?????:

- ???p??? ?p????? ??p???? ??p?????? ? ????y ?????y.

????????? ?p????? ??p???? ? ??p????? ???p???? ?? py? ??y??????.

- ?????y??? ??y????, ???y ??p????? ?p???? ?? ?????? ??????... ? ???? ?????? ??

??p???? ?????p?????? ????????????

???????? ????p?????? G?F ?, ????? ???p????????????? ??y??, ????????p? ???????

?? ??p??...

 

?????y ????? ?????? ????????? ?? FidoN?t? - ??? ??y ??????? ????? ?? ???

??????.

 

? ??y ?????? p???? ?p???????, ??? y ???? ????? "???????". Hy, ????? ? ???y

??????y - ??? ?p??, ??p?? ??????????

??? ??????, ? ?py?y? ??????? - ??? ?? ????p? ???? ??p??, ?p??? ???py?.

??????????? ? ?p???? - ? ??? ??????, ??

????? ????? ????, p???? ???? ????, ????? ?.?????, ????-?? ?p??p????py??. ??????

??p???:

- ??????, y ??? ?? ????? ??! ??? ??? ?????? ??????

- ?!.. ??? ?? ??? ???y??? ?????!:-?}

 

"Windows" - ??? ????? ?? ???????? ??????. ? ??p????? ???????? "????? ???????,

???????? ??p?? ?????????? ??p??

?? ???????? ????.

 

?H???????? - ?????????? ??p??? Windows'95

 

-??????? ?y??? ?p??p????????, ????? y???? ??p??????

- ???. ???? ??p??? ??p?????, ?py??? ?????? ?? ???? Windows95.

 

- ?????p, ????????! ??? ???????, ??? ? ???y?? 2.0!

- ??? ? ? ??p????? ????????, ??? y ??? ????? ?p???????????.

- ??, ??? ?????y, ??? ? ????? ??????? ??????. ??, ???y??? 2.0, ?? ??? ??????.

- ??? ?????? y ??? ?????????? - H??, ????????? y ????? ?p???. ?? ?y????, ??? ??

Windows 3.1

 

??????p??? ????: ??p?????-45 ??p??????-86 Windows-95

 

??? ????? ????? ??????

- ??? ???????? ?p???????? ??????? ????p??? ???????????? ???p??? p?????p?? ???

y?p???????? Windows 95

 

"??, ?p???? ? ????????, ? y?p?? ??? ?????? ???. ? ???p????? ??p?? H?? ???

??????? ??????. ??, ?????."

??? ??? ?p???p?? ??? ?p????? ?p????? ????? ?? ?p?????y ???????? ?p?p??????y?? ?

????? "???p???????"

? ?p??y??? y?????? WINDOWS 95.

 

???p????? ? ??p?? ????? ????????? ??????y? ????????y? ?p??p???y ???????????

?????? ?? ?????????p?

????? 797 Beta. ???p? ??????????!

 

????? ??? ?y???? ? ?? ?????? ????? ????p??, ? ?????? ?? ???y??????, ?????y ???

?????... ? ?? ??????.

?p???p?? ?? ??????? ??????????? ???? ?? ??? ???????????? ???????? ???? ???????

? ??? ??????????? ?

??????? ? ?????? . ???p?? ? ????p??:

- ?? ???? ??? ????????!

- ??? ????? ?????? ???!

- ? ??????

- ??? ?????? - ?????? ??????...

 

?y??? ?????? ? ??????? ? ????p?? ?p?????y:

?. - ? ???? ??? ?? ????????p? ????.

?. - ? ???, ????p??, ???? ??????? ???p??.

?. - H??, ??? ???????, ??? ???? ???????? ???-?? ? ?uto????.b?t, ?? ??

??p???????.

?. - H??, ??? ?? ???????, y ??? ???? ??????? ???p??. ? ??? - ???????, ????

?p?????y ?????????...

?. - ??? ?y??? ????????? ? ?i?rosoft ? ???????? NOS?OK?.?O? ??p?? ??????? ???

?? ?y??? ?????? ? ????p??:

?. - ??? ?y??? ????? ???? ???????, ?????y ??? ??? ? ?i?rosoft ???????, ??? ???

???p?? ???? ??????? ??

???????? ? ?? ??p??? NOS?OK?.?O?...

 

- ? ??? Windows ?? ???????

- ? ?? ??? Install-?p??????

 

?p??p??????? ?? ???p?????? ??????? ?? ??????? ???p?. ??p????? ?? ?? ??p???????

?? ???????? - ??? ?y??

????. ??y ?p???? ?? ???p??? ??????:

- ??, ??????p? ?? ???? ???????, y ???? ?????-?? ?p?????? ? ???.

?? ????p?? ?? ???????, ????? ???????? ????? ? ?y?y ? ???????? ?? ??y??????

?p????. ????? ????????. ??

?p???? ? ?????:

- ? ???? ???p??? ??? ??p??????, ?y?? ????????. ?p?????? ???-?? ?? ?????

???p???.

 

? ??p????? ????p?:

- ???? ??????? ?????

- 15 ???.

- ? ?? ????

- ???? p?????.

- ?? ??? ? ?? p?????????

- ? ????p??????...

 

????? ??????p? ??p?????p?????? (??) ? ???y ?? ???????p??????? ????????.

?????p?? ??????, ?p????yp???

????, ??????y? ?? ????????? ??????? ?p???p???, ??? ????p????? y?????????????

???????, ??????? ???

??py??????. ??y??????? ?? 0-? ????, ??????? ?p?? (??) ????p??? ??????y? ?????y?

???p?. ?? ???p??

??????? ??p???p. ?? ??p?????? ?? ????p?, ? ????p?, ?????? ????????, ??????

??????????? ??y?p?. ????? ?????

?? ????p.

??: ???-???. ???p?? ??p?????, OS/2 Warp, ????? ???????...

??????????? ? ??????. ??p???? ???, y????? ??, ???????? ???????? ?? ????p?,

?p???: "??-?-??p?!!!

??-?-?-??p?!!! ?y???, ?y??? ??????????!!!"

??: (??p??????? ? ??) ????? ?? ????

??: ??? ????? ???? y?????, ?p??y ?p???y?...

??y? ??????.

??: ???-???. ???p?? ??p?????. UNIX, ????? ???????...

??????????? ? ??????. ??p???? ???, ???p??????? ?? ????p????? ??????????? py?,

????p?????????, ?

p?????????? ? y?????, ??p?????: "???????? ???????????????, ?????? ????p???,

?y??? ??p???!"

??: (??p??????? ? ??) ????? ?????! ?????p?????????

??: H??, ?p??????? y?y??????. - (????p?y????? ? ?????y) - NT!

???????, ??????? ? ?p?????, ???????? ???????? ?? ????p?, ?p???: "?-?-?!!!

??????????? ???????????????!!!

???????? ??????!!! ?y???!!! ??-?-?-??p?!!!"

??y? ??????.

??: ???-???. ???p?? ??p?????. Windows'95, ????? ???????.

??????????? ? ??????. ????p? ?y???.

??: (H???y????? ????p????????? ? ??) ? ??? ?? ???????? H? ?p????yp???

??: ?????? ?? ?????? ??????? ??? ?p???????... ?y??????p?? y ??? ?? Excel,

?????? ???? ??????? ?? Access...

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?????? y ????p? ??p???????, ??? ????? Windows'95, OS/2 ? DOS?

-Hy ?p??????? ???? ??p???p?. H? ???????? ?????? ????? ????p??????? ?p??????

???????. ???????p? ? ????

??????? - ??? ???p? ?????, ??? ??????. ???y????? ????????? - ? ??????? ????????

????????? ???py? ??p???p??,

????? ???? ???????p? ???????. ??? ??? ???y???. H? ?py??? ?????? ????? ??? ????

??????? - ???? ???? ?? ????,

??y?p? ???p?. ???????? ? ???? ???????p? , ??????? p?????????? , ????????, ? ?y?

?? p???????????? ?? ?y???

- ??? ??????. ? ? ???p??? ?? ???? ????? ???p?? , ???????, ?p????? ?y?ypy???? -

???????p? ????????, ????y?

????, ????? ??????? ???????, p???????? ??? ? ???? ???p??????? - ????? ? ?py???

????? . ??? ???.

 

- "????p?????? ??????? ?p??????, ??? ? ???y ?????? ????"

- "??.. ??.. ? ?????? ??? ???y??? ??p???? ? ?p???? ?? ???y."

- "?'???, ??p. ??p??????? ?? ?? ? ????p?????? ??????? ?p?????? p?????"

- "H??."

- "??p???, ????? ??? ??????? ????p????? ? ????, ??? ????????? ? ?yp???. ????

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- "???? ?????."

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